MY EX-BOYFRIEND IS THE EPITOME OF “DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO.”
Seriously. I was mad-stalkin’ on twitter, and he was all, “OMFG YOU GUYS HOW CAN YOU TWEET ABOUT FOOTBALL WHEN THERE ARE [ISSUES HE VAGUELY KNOWS ABOUT].”
And a bit later, he tweeted “guzzlin’ wasabi mustard every day.”
I don’t mean to be a bitch but:
I MADE THE RIGHT DECISION.
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